So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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