Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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