I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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