I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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