Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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