So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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