There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My pussy is not your playground.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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