Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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