Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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