yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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