no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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