i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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