Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Barsexuality is the new black.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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