Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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