i permit you to call me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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