You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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