Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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