I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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