god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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