The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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