He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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