Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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