We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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