SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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