did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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