this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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