awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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