This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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