It's Friday. Sex?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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