suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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