he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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