Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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