Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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