I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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