Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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