im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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