My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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