It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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