they need to just BURY HIM!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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