Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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