We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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