there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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