Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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