11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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