Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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