What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
