My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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