my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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