but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My pussy is not your playground.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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