Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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