Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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