Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
